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Sonce na vzhodu brusi
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still waiting for that who the hell is edgar x cha cha cha mashup 🙏

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vaspider:

I just need everyone to know that in a draft I just turned in, I referred to Ea-Nasir as the “Ur-Example of shady businessmen,” and I have never been prouder of a pun in my entire life.

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roundo:

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like a suaveness or a swag per se

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magz:

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

ID:
Tweet by gianmarco
@/GianmarcoSoresi, that say,

“Ran into someone from my high school who told me they had recently transitioned and I was over the moon bc I had forgotten their name”
End ID.

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slobozan-shitposting:

twinkpsychopomp:

twinkpsychopomp:

TOP 5 LANGUAGES TO LEARN FOR THE 21ST CENTURY

  1. Proto-Tungusic
  2. Khitan
  3. Seward Peninsula Iñupiaq
  4. Mycenaean Greek
  5. Classical Nahuatl

Honorable mentions:

  • Colorado River Numic
  • Paleo-Sardinian
  • Tashelhit

follow me for practical languages to learn for the real world

More languages to learn:

  1. Old Church Slavonic
  2. Linear A
  3. Dacian
  4. Hunnish
  5. Knaanic

Really helpful in the Eastern Europe!!!

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orriculum:

candiikismet:

thranduilland:

whateverhumans:

siesiegirl:

professorsparklepants:

tuesdayisfordancing:

ozymandias271:

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
  1. a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

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fenrir-kin:

catchymemes:

Oh my god… the cat can’t move because they have a human on

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